The following paragraph was written long ago:
Hello, and welcome to my undersized web-presence. I've been promising to make this a real web-presence for the last 5 years (anyone remember mosaic?) and it still hasn't happened. So all I've got to offer you is a little essay, "What I did on my Holidays", by Mark Cahill, aged 35-and-one-quarter.
Are you a fan of the BOFH ? No? What was your user ID again?
A translation of this page is available, courtesy of the Ali G Translator.
...And finally, something vaguely serious: Here's a list of my products to date. Notice the first paper - I haven't always been an acoustician!
Mark Cahill.It's every human's duty to use the most stupid machines suitable.