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Welcome to Neil's Page
This was a site about a boy from a little village called Maisey Wankton. The little boy was called Neil, and he liked 'playing' with chickens. He especially liked it when he could dress up in his stripey outfit and play with the chickens. No harm in it I suppose...
Neil's News
- To catch up on Neilstopher's latest antics hop along to Neil has no privacy - a Facebook group dedicated to Neil! (01/05/2007)
- Exclusive: Neil announces plans for a new record label, ChickenDisks. The label will focus mostly on poultry based music. More soon...(19/01/06)
- Exclusive: Neil declares his chicken-loving days are over. Close friends fear he will turn to poor, innocent turkeys over the festive period.(20/12/05)
- Coming Soon... The Neil Green Chicken Scandal(06/12/2005)
- Reports coming in that Meysey Wankton doesn't suck after all. How Neil turned out to be such a tosspot is beyond us.(06/12/2005)
- Exclusive: State-of-the-art computer imaging reenacts Neil's promiscuous chicken activities here (02/12/2005)
- Exclusive: Neil pleads inocent with diminished responsibility due to insanity. (02/12/2005)
- Neil Arrested for Beastiality. More from the BBC (01/12/2005)
- Maisey Wankton voted worlds most chicken-friendly village in England. (02/11/2005)