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Quoted From: Charli AlexanderBoys Boys Boys. How will you ever get girlfriends?!
I had the following line used on me:
"Your parents must be theives...they must have stolen you from amongst the stars"
Can anyone guess what my response was?!
(yeah it wasn't positive...)
was it pete? lol
Mark just tried a trade whereby I could wear his sunglasses for a grope of my breast...i think we need to help him
Posted on Wed 01 Nov at 12:57, edited on Wed 01 Nov at 12:58
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the name's bond
uni bond
I've come to fill your crack
Posted on Wed 01 Nov at 12:57
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Quoted From: piratetimthe name's bond
uni bond
I've come to fill your crack
You are a disgusting little boy.
Posted on Wed 01 Nov at 17:53
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DJ: Timiny Wistwood
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i feel violated just reading that:S
Posted on Wed 01 Nov at 21:37
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Quoted From: piratetimthe name's bond
uni bond
I've come to fill your crack
no, your name is tit. Always has been, always will be.
Chat up lines are always pointless. Best advice i think is just chat to them and generally be yourself. If they don't like you for that, they should f**k of anyway.
Posted on Thu 02 Nov at 11:38
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Well I guy once walked up to me and asked very politely if he could introduce himself. That worked, it was quite flattering.
I got with Mike by him taking the mick out of me about a previous guy I got 'friendly' with, so I tried to break his finger. We spent most of the night snogging in Qube!
Posted on Thu 02 Nov at 13:06
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I used the following technique once...
"Excuse me have you got a pen and some paper?"
Boy: here you go
Me: " this is my number, use it if necessary"
He texted within half an hour. Woop! 
Posted on Thu 02 Nov at 13:55
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No wonder your purity test score was quite low... 
[My first post: Be sympathetic...]
Posted on Fri 03 Nov at 18:54
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DJ: Steve Lamacq
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I still say get them drunk!
Posted on Sun 05 Nov at 00:02
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Quoted From: Dani TynanI used the following technique once...
"Excuse me have you got a pen and some paper?"
Boy: here you go
Me: " this is my number, use it if necessary"
He texted within half an hour. Woop!
Doesnt that mean he is just desperate, he couldnt wait at least a day to keep you on your toes
Posted on Sun 05 Nov at 04:06
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Quoted From: Jenny MarshI got with Mike by him taking the mick out of me about a previous guy I got 'friendly' with, so I tried to break his finger. We spent most of the night snogging in Qube!
I thought you got with this "Mike" character after you grabbed his balls in the queue into Qube??
Posted on Sun 05 Nov at 04:07
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Posted on Sun 05 Nov at 04:10, edited on Sun 05 Nov at 22:14
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Quoted From: DJ Oliver King Quoted From: Jenny MarshI got with Mike by him taking the mick out of me about a previous guy I got 'friendly' with, so I tried to break his finger. We spent most of the night snogging in Qube!
I thought you got with this "Mike" character after you grabbed his balls in the queue into Qube??
That may have happened too but I was tryig to keep that quiet!
Posted on Sun 05 Nov at 07:44
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I don't quite know what went wrong when you copied and pasted it, Simon - but easily my favourite from that list is:
Quoted From: Mr.Sid340 Woman.
It's an almost tarzan-esque approach, there...
Posted on Mon 06 Nov at 19:36
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There is only one official chat up line.
That is: "I like the scarf". Then walk away slowly with one finger raised in the air.
Posted on Tue 07 Nov at 13:26
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