Is that a fact?

[Omegonthesane]

~ can sing the National Anthem of Rl'yeh... in French.

[~]

Omegon can sing the French national anthem. In French.

[Krasinet]

Sharks used to have wings, until one of them tried to steal ~'s ice cream.

[Omegonthesane]

Krasinet has undergone some biology experiments. As a result, his ideal diet consists entirely of southern fried shark.

[~]

Omegonthesane has a shark wing hat that he's never shown anyone. This isn't his fault - he wears it at all times. He is also one of only two people who know that sufficient levels of caffeine enable the deeply-buried shark-wing sensing power which guided humanity through the dark times of the shark ice cream monopoly.

[Krasinet]

~ does, in fact, have a beard of epic proportions. However, it only appears to those who are worthy of it.

[~]

Krasinet was born and incubated in Minecraft, and is in fact the progenitor of the ender dragons, for no other reason than he thought it would be funny.

[Krasinet]

~ does in fact have two left feet. However, one of them is dimensionally transcendent, so appears to be a right foot to those limited to three-dimensional sight.

[Pureferret]

Krasinet exists in a highly ordered six-dimensional space. Presenting himself in a lowly three dimensional realm is painful to him, so he mostly manifests in Minecraft.

[Krasinet]

Pluto ceased to be a planet after Pureferret stole most of its mass to build his secret lair.

[Omegonthesane]

Krasinet is a sapient platonic solid of a material normally thought to be highly unstable. Fortunately, no one has noticed underneath his beard.

[~]

Omegon has studied the infernal languages for so long he speaks them as default. Unfortunately, this means unless he takes particular care with his words, he will kill everyone within six miles. The other posters on this thread are formulating escape plans in case he forgets.

[Krasinet]

~ once wrestled a bear. That's the story he tells, anyway. I mean, who'd believe that he'd wrestled the psychic-ninja leader of the martian bear rebellion? While they were both on fire?

[otherside92]

Krasinet apparently tried to rationalise pi, according to rumours circulating. I believe he was taken into questioning by the maths department and held for days. Apparently equating pi to 22/7 is a heinous crime.

[GRexCarolinii]

otherside92 prowls the streets of Bath at night as his alter ego Derrick the Avenger!
this is when he punishes all the ones who may have harmed any one of the many psychic ducks on the bath university campus....

[Krasinet]

GRexCarolinii's name is actually well deserved, as she is the last known living descendant of Gurrensaurus Rex, a dinosaur known for its habit of wearing sunglasses and tying cone-shaped rocks to its forearms (scientists are still conflicted on how it managed this in the first place, with current consensus being MANLY SPIRIT!)

[otherside92]

Krasinet is the only known survivor of the invasion by the "mean green mother from outerspace" plant named Audrey II. It is believed that he survived because of his intense hatred towards foliage, specifically flowering plants, they say one look was enough to make the plant wilt and die.

[Krasinet]

otherside92 has in fact kept the same colour of hair since his birth. However, he has become a master at training photons, and can now change his visual appearence at a whistle.

[otherside92]

Krasinet was once a supreme ruler however he got talked into drinking a Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster. He woke up months later on Earth in a department store not remembering anything, the security guards named him and promptly kicked him out the store

[GRexCarolinii]

Otherside92 was the one who talked Krasinet into drink the Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster.
He was thus able to take over Krasinets rule, and is currently building an army to take over further parts of the galaxy.