The LSD: You'll never guess what I found in my cupboard.....

[Omegonthesane]

...high intensity cutlery manufacture, as practised by the ancient...

[Pureferret]

...doctor's wife, which....

[Omegonthesane]

...was well-known for dual-wielding steel folding chairs, and...

[Pureferret]

...crossing running water to collect tax, unusual as...

[~]

...most running water has been told to calm down for the good of its health - we can't run this country without...

[Pureferret]

...a treadmil beneath it's feet, a device which is normally used for......

[~]

...making time travel possible, although there's still the requisite speed problem which I don't think...

[Omegonthesane]

...can be solved with currently existing fuels, although there's this lab in the Hebrides which...

[~]

...some say, exists only on Tuesdays...and when it cries, it cries brake fluid. All we know is, it's called...

[~]

...double posting, and has one legitimate use: to resurrect old threads from...

[ChainsawMao]

...beyond the front page, and is considered a henious form of necromancy, nevertheless...

[~]

...the show must go on, so you'd better get those corpses tidied away and we'll continue with...

[ChainsawMao]

... the DDR contest to decide who will be ...

[~]

...the first to enter the Chamber of DEATH. But don't worry, that's a misnomer, it's actually...

[ChainsawMao]

... more like an apartment than a chamber, although ...

[~]

...last time around room service was called at an inopportune...

[ChainsawMao]

... moment, and the ceiling still wasn't clean. thankfully they didnt look up, but I think ...

[~]

...our reliance on canine cleaning services leaves much to be desired. Still, they do sterling...

[~]

...engines which are a wonder to behold, all whirring and stuff, though slightly dyslexic. Almost like my...

[Omegonthesane]

...underwear, which I got from this large factory in...