Is that a fact?

[Pureferret]

~ has little knowledge of clothes sizes. He doesn't find it important enough to know.

[Omegonthesane]

PF knows how to build a spaceship using his eyebrows.

[Pureferret]

Omega doesn't think false eyelashes are real.

[Omegonthesane]

PF can gain sustenance equivalent to a three-course meal by wearing fake eyelashes for 24 hours.

[~]

Omegon has perfected the one-inch autograph.

[~]

~ has a habit
of dropping into haiku
at random

[Pureferret]

~ has a habit of resurrecting threads...

[~]

Thornbeard can cultivate rose and holly bushes in his facial hair, but for some reason dislikes the nicknames which may result.

[feeshy]

~ can only process thoughts if they're in the form of interpretive dance.

[~]

Feeshy can pull the table from under a laid table without disturbing the cutlery.

[Pureferret]

~'s thoughts travel at several thousand times the speed of R...shame his body can't keep up. In fact that's what the coffee is for.

[~]

PF is the only being in the universe to have removed a beard whilst feeling no remorse.

[Pureferret]

PF is the only being in the universe to have removed a beard whilst feeling no remorse.

Because ~ is never in less than 12 places in an instant his post is deleivered to random locations around the world. Yet they all arrive at my place!

[~]

Whenever he needs to do maths, PF feels as if he is sprinting towards a math-ravine. The first few lines are the pounding of his thought-feet on the dusty algebrearth - committed but hopeful of stopping soon. Taking too long feels like mathfall. A complex problem left unsolved can leave him with a comprehencussion, a broken logic cage and internal discontinuities. This is usually resolved by including an order-of-magnimatress, or just a lot of fudge.

tl;dr: bad pun PF bad pun contrived bad pun bad pun injoke.

[Pureferret]

~ is less massive than jupiter...

[~]

Oranges rotate so that they constantly show the same hemisphere towards PF.

[Chronosidal Maniac]

~ has amassed a massive lead over me in the post count competition during my years of inactivity...

[~]

CM posts from an alternative universe where my post count is in the millions and the lower half of my body is a giant spider-symbiote called Spade. He taunts me regularly with this knowledge.

[Omegonthesane]

~ is an illusion placed by our feeble human minds over a single tentacle of some elder thing reaching in to poke this world.

[~]

Omegon has a prehensile eyelash. It serves no useful purpose.