Is that a fact?

[Omegonthesane]

~ owns a carbon nanotube folding chair knitted by PF.

[~]

Omegon carries three miniature kangaroos wherever he goes. They are trained in kitchen appliance repair, kicking ass and taking names respectively.

[Pureferret]

~ has an aura which kills imaginary friends.

[~]

PF lives each month of his life in quasi-simultaneous order. Even he doesn't know what that means.

[Pureferret]

~is a master of the psuedo-real and oft-illusive makingupwordsology.

[~]

PF can make a piece of string scream.

[Pureferret]

~ Can tie a knote so it has 0 ends

[~]

PF can only smell brewing tea from eight centimetres away. He hasn't allocated the character points he got from taking this disadvantage yet.

[Pureferret]

~ skin can read and perform simple maths

[~]

Magpies cannot call within sight of PF. If you hear one doing so, it's pretending.

[Pureferret]

~is a loose conglomeration of birds masquerading in a Jack Sparrow costume. They are confused.

[Omegonthesane]

PF has fallen victim to a tax on inhabiting and controlling more than seven pigeons at a time.

[Pureferret]

Omega can disintegrate weather vanes at a distance of 4000 smoot

[Omegonthesane]

PF can play the violin with his eyebrows tied behind his back.

[Pureferret]

PF can play the violin with his eyebrows tied behind his back.

Omega is a fractal, centred on his naval.

[~]

PF's skin defence force undertakes regular fleet actions against marauding bands of fingernail bandits.

[Pureferret]

~ can digest his own hair....

[Omegonthesane]

PF possesses the ability to teleport himself any distance greater than 300 feet in the blink of an eye. Unfortunately, the only direction this works in is directly upwards, and he doesn't retain any pre-existing momentum when he does it.

[Pureferret]

O' is not actually number six. He is a green magnetic letter Y.

[~]

PF is fluent in magnets and colours. What knowledge this replaced in his brain, he doesn't know.