Is that a fact?

[~]

PF uses a simplified version of binary time; to him time is either on or off.

[Pureferret]

~ uses quantum time. It can be on, off or both. As such ~ and those around him have no idea when he is.

[~]

PF continuously compiles the contents of this thread into lists of facts per person for later blackmail. Until now.

[Omegonthesane]

~ has whitemailed several criminals, forcing them to work for him lest he publish the details of their donations to charity.

[Pureferret]

Omega wears all written letters in the form of a waistcoat, to show his defiance to social conformity....

[~]

PF will compulsively breakdance at the drop of a hat.

[Pureferret]

PF will compulsively breakdance at the drop of a hat.

~ will never drop a hat for these very reasons.

[~]

PF has forgotten just how precious hats are - athletic consequences are the least of the reasons to keep one's hat off the floor.

[Pureferret]

~ can brake down all dairy products and re-constitute them. Once he has done so they are now Dairy Free.

[Omegonthesane]

PF uses particle accelerators in baking. Gordon Ramsay is still trying to replicate the results.

[Pureferret]

Omega can only eat triple distilled porridge....

[~]

PF watches all TV shows in alternating order, watching the first episode of a series, then the last, then the second and so on until he gets to the middle. He describes the plot twists thus experienced as 'excruciating'.

[Pureferret]

~ has a metaphorical drip attached to TV Tropes, this has given him great strength, in immunising him from it's harmful effects. But it has also made himself susceptible to memes and tropes in the real world.

[Omegonthesane]

PF once had a time machine. He dismantled it after it had served its purpose. We know he succeeded because Hitler lost the second world war and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

[Pureferret]

Omega doesn't realise it was dismantled because it failed at some key points...such as making Shakespeare the inventor of the Ballpoint Pen, and Wellington winning the battle of waterloo....

[Omegonthesane]

PF is supernaturally attuned to comedy references, allowing him to always make an appropriate one in any situation.

[Pureferret]

Omega is simply supernatural....

[Omegonthesane]

PF owns the rights to Supernatural.

[Pureferret]

Omega can only knit with spaghetti...

[~]

PF can knit carbon nanotubes.