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by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:25 pm

You'll never guess what I found in my cupboard, there was a family of mice, and....

by **Talkie Toaster** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:40 pm

they were six months behind on their rent! Needless to say, I...

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:44 pm

...swept the under the rug, needless to say when the neighbourhood pachyderms came round...

by **Talkie Toaster** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:10 pm

they were highly offended by my perpetuating negative stereotypes of them. The rhinos promptly began to...

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:15 pm

...serve tea and crumpets, the lack of Cucumber Sandwiches was however, due to....

by **Dreya Krekken** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:48 pm

...a strike by the cucumber growers! Well I had a thing or two to say about that, so I...

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:51 pm

....marched down tot he local Cucumber Grove in the woods with my army of highly trained Garden Gnomes (PhD) so I could...

by **JimmyT64** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:49 pm

....make a summary complaint. However, much to my dismay, aliens.....

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:22 pm

...had removed my pen and paper with which I had intended to write to them with, as such in it's place they had given me....

by **Dreya Krekken** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:35 pm

...a small and perfectly formed paper bird, and a stick of celery. "Oh great," I thought, "now I'll have to...

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:51 pm

...makes somekind of ink out of the celery..."You stay here paper bird!".....and I set about making the ink by....

by **Talkie Toaster** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:13 pm

...candelight, the SWEB union having launched a sympathy strike. Although it was rather dark by this point, I ...

by **Pureferret** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:40 pm

.....ended up just using the sharp end of the celery and writing in my own blood, now where was I? As yes; "Dear sir/madam, .....

by **Dreya Krekken** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:30 am

...I was most disappointed that when I opened my packet of tasty chocolate biscuits this morning, I didn't find chocolate biscuits. Rather, I found a small rabid animal, and a...

by **Enigma Prime** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:51 pm

...small rabid animal is not the sort of 'mystery prize in every packet' that you should offer your customers. Why, I have half a mind to...

by **Pureferret** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:51 pm

...go and find the other half of my mind, where did it get to? Ah, as I was saying about the lack of cucumbers....

by ~ » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:13 pm

...it is most inconvenient when one is skydiving and must...

by **Dreya Krekken** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:43 pm

...always match the purple swirls in the living room wallpaper, in case of...

by **Pureferret** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:51 pm

...Impromtu Fashio nazi's dropping in as happened to my Auntie when...

by ~ » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:15 am

...she added tabasco and the mangled remains of a butternut squash to...

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