Poncy Elf!

[~]

Hehe, I can just see you gleefully striding across the plains on your mechanical chicken.

[Pureferret]

No chocobos?

[~]

Almost.

[~]

Also, my ears appear to have grown pointy and delicate with these last three posts.

Heh, even less need to sleep now!

[Pureferret]

Just trance.

Also I am suddenly a-feared of your location ".. scrambling to keep up..."

[~]

Heh, there's a fair few hundred posts between us, I doubt you have to worry. Your location, however....there was only one elf at Helm's Deep!

[Pureferret]

That's what you think!

[~]

Well, I suppose if you distilled all the Uruk remains you'd get a few elves...Still, if any elf was poncy it was definitely Haldir! Celeborn comes a close second, mainly because he only has one line and is then never seen again against the nimbus of awesome surrounding the upper levels of Lothlorien.

[Pureferret]

I did get part way through the second book, but I was young and got bored eas...SHINY!

How is the ending?

[Omegonthesane]

7/10 of the final chapters take place _after_ the One Ring is dropped in the hot drink. Tolkien uses one of the last chapters to ship Eowyn/Faramir, then there's a lot of faff over Aragorn being crowned, then the Shire turns out to have been conquered and enslaved by Saruman, who gets his ass kicked by Merry and Pippin then is killed by Wormtongue, who subsequently is killed by hobbit archers. Then Frodo and Bilbo go off with the last elven ship to Valinor, because apparently this is the way you cure adventure-induced PTSD in Middle Earth.

[Pureferret]

Sounds like fun...I'll add it to my list.

What're you reading/not reading Omega?

[Omegonthesane]

At the moment? Not reading _anything_; been gaming instead for the most part. Unless that list of rants counts.

[Pureferret]

I really should fave that and peruse it later.

Do you not even have like a 'Want to read' list?

[Pureferret]

I have my own ship!

[~]

But the important question is do you sit properly in the command chair?

[Pureferret]

But the important question is do you sit properly in the command chair?

Not Yet....Make it so!

[Twitchy]

I'm not liking the thought of somebody else being Captain of this ship...do I have a mutiny on my hands Mr Craig?

[Pureferret]

Uh...No....maybe?

*jumps overboard*

[~]

<pulls up on a raft of sea turtles and throws a line out to PF>
Politics, eh? Oh, by the way, where do you want this command chair? Why I'm delivering oversized post to you fellows I have no idea.

[Twitchy]

Of course, all this worries me when it's a *starship*.