Haiku For you

[ChainsawMao]

laptop backlight fails,
opened up, reassembled,
now it's working fine?

I'm Considering
writing my coursework's help file
mostly in haiku.

my skeleton:
it might not walk properly,
but there are haikus!

actually, bad idea.
instead, I shall aim to do
things will get me marks

[Pureferret]

Work; Thee shall be slain!
Candles burn after midnight,
At periapsis.

[~]

Astrophysics term
Nostalgia neurones fire
What was that again..?

[ChainsawMao]

I recently watched
the deathly hallows part 1.
RIP Dobby.

[Pureferret]

Please Don't spoiler us!
Some innocent souls may have,
Lived under rocks (Ha!)

[ChainsawMao]

innocent souls? here?
the scifi society?
we've all read HP...

in terms of spoilers,
it's not that major of one,
to those on twitter

the trending topic:
it's #RIP Dobby.
so I think it's safe.

[feeshy]

E. coli data
Full of anomolies, woo!
Give up, drink more tea.

[~]

Tea experiments
Of some sort? It would be most
Red carp marmalade

Hmm, seem to have some
Is made of Tuesday because
In the haiku stream

Hold on, I'll noodle
To a different ch-tang!
Ah, that's sorted it

As I was saying:
Tea. Experiments upon.
Most English, what what?

[feeshy]

A haiku series
Making little or no sense.
Rather worrying...

Either more or less
Caffeine seems to be required.
I'm not quite sure which.

[ChainsawMao]

Either more or less
Caffeine seems to be required.
I'm not quite sure which.

a ton of caffeine,
a bucketload of crazy,
and almost no sleep

[Pureferret]

a ton of caffeine,
a bucketload of crazy,
and almost no sleep

This was my new gift;
Who am I? I'm spider man.
This is still my curse.

[~]

a ton of caffeine,
a bucketload of crazy,
and almost no sleep

There is only this:
BURNING COFFEE RAGE TECHNIQUE!!
Has no peer.

Caffeine bullet time
The ninety-ninth coffee
Sleepy holy grail

[feeshy]

Data overload
Make Excel do all the maths.
Significant? Bah...

[ChainsawMao]

the clock hands spin round
the time awake still climbing
waiting for the crash

malleable time
the sleepless nights gain meaning:
procrastination

the blur of today,
memories barely half formed,
yet already worthless

meaning once obscure
now gained at sanity's price
flows to glowing box

bright semicircles
from thought to reality
pour out completing

the logic formed now,
and the tab dancing over.
the existence shared

clarity at last
the question was just a trick:
divide by zero!

all that remains now
to horrify Lambada
extensive testing

it might still happen.
my insomnia induced
haiku making spree
______________________________

points for anyone
who can guess what that's about.
reply in haiku

[Pureferret]

Would anyone mind,
If Haiku were collected,
Sold for charity?

[~]

I had wondered if
Such a thing could happen, but
Decisions remain:

Who gets the money?
Are there too many injokes?
Pulbish just this thread?

Should we collect
All our members' willingly
Contributed verse?

Do we include more;
Appendices containing
Other threads on here?

Do we too include
Self-referencing haiku
(answers to this post)?

[Pureferret]

Just A select few.
Haiku Book will be for all,
Expunge the in-joke

Everything Else will,
Be Sorted in Due Time, and
has self-reference!

[feeshy]

Massive printer rage!
Don't lie and say you have ink!
Tomorrow- panic.

[~]

Printer bides its time
Neglected, bitter plans form
You will need me soon...

[ChainsawMao]

an engrish ending:
with the peanut butterflies
i danced this evening