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Postby Talkie Toaster » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:01 pm

I lost my serious glands in a car accident when I was ten :(.
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Postby Pureferret » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:15 am

A serious matter indeed.
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:19 am

Pureferret wrote:A serious matter indeed.
Really? I wouldn't know.
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Postby Pureferret » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:50 pm

You poor boy. Do you take Seriousulin after every joke?
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:16 am

Yes, otherwise I stop taking things like traffic lights and policemen seriously.
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:44 am

How goes the job anyway?
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:37 am

Morrisons is not exactly awesome to work at :/. On the bright side, money!
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Postby ~ » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:21 pm

Well, time is the fourth dimension, and time is money, and money is the root of all evil, hence the fourth dimension is (evil)^(0.5)...so with fudging, the fourth dimension is made of evil and fudge.

So they should be paying you in malign confectionery, is all I'm saying.
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:39 pm

So rather than indirectly trying to kill me, they should directly try to kill me?
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:35 pm

All I'm saying is...the quicker the better :twisted:
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Postby Xanthipe » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:30 pm

And that says a lot for your technique ;)
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:09 pm

Those who notice ;)
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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:05 am

...die?
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Postby Pureferret » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:43 am

All but Chuck Norris. Oh and B.A Barracus.
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Postby ~ » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:10 am

Well those guys wouldn't exactly take death lying down - oh shit, undead Mr. T! :shock: ...zombarracus?
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Postby Pureferret » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:31 pm

Chuck Vampire?
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Postby JimmyT64 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:46 am

Chuck Norris doesn't get emo - he gets even.
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:15 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't get overused, he gets...
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Postby JimmyT64 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:01 pm

Russian Reversal'd?
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:46 pm

Does that mean he's at war with Georgia now?
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