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Postby ~ » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:43 am

...life-threatening complications during surgery to remove my...
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Postby Enigma Prime » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:48 am

...third appendix (didn't you know they came in boxes of twelve?), which had become damaged due to my non-stop diet of...
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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:51 am

....unusually long sentences. Anyway, did you know....
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Postby Pureferret » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:39 am

...stuff? :P
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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:41 pm

Oh, wow, I didn't even know I could pronounce emoticons.
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Postby Enigma Prime » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:45 pm

It's much like learning to pronounce the clicks in words like !Xabu, a rather fun word to use when...
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Postby Manta » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:34 pm

...coughing violently as a result of...
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Postby Chronosidal Maniac » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:30 pm

accidentally inhaling a box of pinctuatio such as might be found in
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Postby Pureferret » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:38 pm

...my sock draw. What is pinctuatio anyway? I'll have to look it up when my dictionary is back form the repair shop. Funny story that actually, I was....
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Postby Manta » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:39 pm

...Looking to see if gullible was in fact still in there, but found that it....
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Postby JimmyT64 » Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:37 pm

had run away out of terror. Well, it didn't run so much as wiggle, due to not having legs.
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Postby Manta » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:06 pm

And if you can believe that you're a...
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Postby Enigma Prime » Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:26 pm

...believer, the question is whether you've even tried to leave her or whether it's just...
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Postby Manta » Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:16 pm

...that you're glued to the chair you're sitting on making going anywhere, let alone leaving her, rather difficult. You would take your trousers off in order to move, except...
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Postby Pureferret » Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:07 pm

...like the word gullible, you only have pseudopods made from jam. Yeah, Jam. Tasty in sticky situations like these, when isn't it stick when your psuedopods are made of jam, well this one time....
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Postby Enigma Prime » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:25 am

...at band camp, I made this massive rubber ball, only someone decided to drop a cat tied to a piece of toast smeared with jam onto my head, which promptly...
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Postby Manta » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:51 pm

...sucked me into a rotating bubble of zero-gravity. Fortunatley for me...
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Postby JimmyT64 » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:02 pm

..I had a needle on me, so I popped the bubble, then proceeded to....
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Postby Manta » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:05 pm

...fall 10 metres towards the ground having forgotten that I'd floated up in that time. Whilst falling....
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Postby JimmyT64 » Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:55 am

I had an epiphany about the nature of space and time itself. Unfortunately, I forgot it when I landed on my head. Maybe next time.
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