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Postby Pureferret » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:00 pm

...help with the colour scheme of the belfry she was squatting in, and she was there because....
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Postby Enigma Prime » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:11 pm

...her belfry is old enough to contain asbestos insulation, which is the only material that reliably blocks the mind-control rays, that's why the government keeps trying to remove it, it's all part of...
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Postby Dreya Krekken » Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:58 am

...Paris Hilton's scheme to make life more like 1984, with Big Brother and all that, the dumb blonde is just a front she uses to...
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Postby ~ » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:14 am

...grind peppercorns into a fine paste and dust them daintily over the crispy remains of...
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Postby Pureferret » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:51 pm

...Soylent green.
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Postby Cold Fire » Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:47 pm

Once upon a cannibal...
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Postby ~ » Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:24 pm

...I found a remarkable source of dandelions, which, whilst well-established, were...
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Postby JimmyT64 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:25 am

....having a remarkable amount of trouble with sealions. This was somewhat strange, because....
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Postby Pureferret » Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:14 pm

...they share separate temperate zones, fascinating though, Seal and Dandys do share location in many aspects, why as my uncle once said about turnip soup, .....
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Postby JimmyT64 » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:10 pm

...."You can't eat just the turnips!"....
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:25 pm

...it was only a few weeks until we got him to a psychiatrist, and he was banged up in no time, bu that doesn't solve out cucumber shortage, so I propose....
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Postby ~ » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:54 pm

...a motion to prepare a paper on the possibility of forming a committee for the purpose of...
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:03 pm

...rectifying and mitigating conditions liable to, and concurrent with...
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Postby ~ » Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:05 pm

...the emancipation of sub-Mediterranean clams, which will inexorably lead to...
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Postby Enigma Prime » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:30 pm

...the establishment of a crypto-fascist dictatorship of the proletariat, or at least that's what the man in my finger tells me, and I can trust him because...
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Postby JimmyT64 » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:14 pm

....he is Hitler. In other news, a freak....
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Postby Cold Fire » Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:43 pm

...typhoon got mistaken for a box of teabags, leading to horrific...
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Postby Pureferret » Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:42 am

...ly strong cups of tea. Well, I'll hope to hear about the cucumbers later, Yrs Opera Ghost." Getting back the tea party I found that.
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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:17 am

It was amazing. 5 thousand cups of tea later, and I had contracted syphilis.
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Postby Chronosidal Maniac » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:02 pm

Which had sent me completely mad! Of course the mercuary used as a cure...
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