Is that a fact?

[~]

After a bad run-in with a dragon, PF sets recall points before entering or leaving any building, room or significant formation of rocks. He is currently able to travel to 90% of Southampton and large sections of Southern England at a moment's notice.

[Pureferret]

~ has a restraining order forcing him to only post on the internet, after dark.

[~]

PF can only drink liquids that have been spun anti-clockwise.

[Omegonthesane]

~ paid for his degree by constructing giant robots and selling them to the US Army. Fortunately for the world, they were only equipped with cleaning equipment.

[~]

Coincidentally, Omegon knows 8,162 ways to kill someone using any piece of cleaning equipment currently known to humankind. He is working on the 8,163rd, but it's proving difficult to get the bleach to chain-react.

[Pureferret]

~ can only function with coffee (I'm going for more realistic ones so when the next intake comes in they'll think we're normal)

[~]

PF can screw the rules because he has money. He's working on the green hair.

[Pureferret]

If you think you see ~ but he hasn't got a bandana, a leather trench coat or a waist coat, it's not tilde.

[Omegonthesane]

PF holds the world record for procrastination. Mercifully, Guinness decided he wasn't disqualified automatically for informing them.

[Pureferret]

If you can hear Omega he is definitely within a 20,000KM radius of you.

[feeshy]

PF can only travel along a fractal path. Which makes pretty patterns if you follow him on GPS, but makes going anywhere a right pain in the neck.

[Pureferret]

Feeshy is dissoluble by weak acids.

[~]

PF's ears can perform somersaults. He has yet to find a useful purpose for this ability, past distracting cats.

(thanks Feeshy, having more than the same three people posting makes it look less weird too!)

[Pureferret]

if ~ turns the wrong way, and you look upon him you end up staring into infinity...which will break you....

[~]

PF's torsional strength is eight times his tensile strength. He is therefore highly resistant to spiral energy, which is how he was able to watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann with no ill effects.

[Pureferret]

~ has a +3 to snack wielding, this means he is always able over burdened by snacks at anime night. And thus awesome to sit next to

[~]

Whenever PF thinks of anchovies, a star dies. This can be negated by saying "Scunthorpe" six times within 32 seconds of the first instance of anchovy contemplation.

[Pureferret]

~ Only uses binary time.

[Omegonthesane]

PF managed to get a derelict branch of McDonalds declared a heritage site.

[Pureferret]

Omega might still be (High) Master material.