Is that a fact?
by Xanthipe » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:09 am
Jimmy is really the UK's first line of defence in case of alien invasion.
A castle with an army of loyal soldiers willing to die furthering your evil causes? Good. The same castle able to roll around of its own volition, raining lasery death upon those who oppose you? Much, much better.
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by Talkie Toaster » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:25 am
Xanthipe is really the first wave of an alien invasion.
Everything you were ever told is a lie.
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by Chronosidal Maniac » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:35 am
Sam managed to go a whole semester last year without realising that there was a lecture missing from his timetable and he'd missed on in every three hours of a certain subject.
(although the pedantic will point out that he actually missed FAR mor than that of almost everything - maybe it's not so surprising that he didn't notice)
(although the pedantic will point out that he actually missed FAR mor than that of almost everything - maybe it's not so surprising that he didn't notice)
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by JimmyT64 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:18 pm
Andy believes that Sam actually went to lectures last year - in fact, hes been fooled by a cardboard cutout.
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by Enigma Prime » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:25 pm
Jimmy doesn't have to pretend he doesn't have any work to do in the evenings other than Half-Life 2. *&^&% freshers...
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by Dreya Krekken » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:49 pm
In the light of this amazing revelation, Jimmy has decided to spend every year being a first year, until the only course left is psychology. He wouldn't stoop that low.
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by Xanthipe » Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:13 pm
Dreya, meanwhile, is collecting psychologists to fight against each other in a series of cage matches - although the Freudian one might be a little too disturbing, even for her.
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by Enigma Prime » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:55 pm
Xan is quite happy to let Dreya's plan happen: for all the cliche, it's impressive just how useless a psychologist is against multiple personalities, especially if he doesn't know they exist. And on that front Xan is really rather well armed...
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by Xanthipe » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:31 pm
EP has in the past year reintegrated all of his personalities, to the point that the goatee no longer has any control over him.
Or so he thinks...
Or so he thinks...
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by Dreya Krekken » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:24 pm
One of Xan's many personalities is a thieving gyppo (her words, not mine) which has been bugging me - what exactly has she been thieving?
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by Enigma Prime » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:46 pm
Jimmy, who is currently planning to run a GURPS campaign in five days despite never having read the rulebooks, also has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
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by Enigma Prime » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:49 pm
Sam clearly has a desire to see me try, especially as we don't have any aprons in the house.
(Hmm, lab coats might work though...)
(Hmm, lab coats might work though...)
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by Xanthipe » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:51 am
James is glad that he can use Sam as an excuse when he does cook Christmas dinner in nothing but an apron (and a paper hat).
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by Enigma Prime » Sun Oct 28, 2007 2:35 pm
Xan is relishing this idea far too much, especially as she won't be there at the time to witness the full Lovecraftian horror.
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by Xanthipe » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:00 am
EP doesn't know about the hidden camera.
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by Dreya Krekken » Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:23 pm
Xan has just given away her evil plot...
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by Xanthipe » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:12 pm
Dreya sometimes arm-wrestles Chuck Norris and wins.
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