Is that a fact?

[Dreya Krekken]

Jimmy has a really scary smile, no matter what his signature says. He's also not bad at stating the bleeding obvious.

[Enigma Prime]

Dreya seems blissfully unaware that if the obvious is bleeding, it's probably of sufficient emergency to warrant repeating the information to anyone nearby. Unless she's trying to hide an ice-pick behind her back and cover her tracks...

[Grinning Coffee Loon]

Enigma Prime knows about ice axes as it was he who time travelled back to mexico and assasinated Trotsky.This prevented him using the soviet designed time machine to impose their ideology on our present, past and future.

[JimmyT64]

GCL is exactly what his name implies. Many innocent bystanders have been caught by his grin.

[Talkie Toaster]

Whilst Jimmy may seem to be an original character, he was in fact plagarised from the obscure 18th century author Vincent P. Fotheringby.

[Dreya Krekken]

Whilst Toaster is a quite exciting nickname, it sticks far too quickly - we actually managed to call him Toaster to the landlord on Wednesday, to much amusement.

Also, why Toaster and not Kettle or Microwave?

[Pureferret]

Dreya is part Krakken, part woman. Why else does her friends watch Anime?

[Cold Fire]

Craig's nick was originally going to be pureferry until he decided it sounded a bit too wet.

[JimmyT64]

Rob is an oxymoron. Just like his nick.

[Cold Fire]

Sometimes, Jimmy can be quite perceptive and thought-provoking. And other times, like this, he can rant and drivel on like a complete loonie.

Either way, Word!

Oh, I mean Space Word!

[Enigma Prime]

CF seems to confirm that everyone was struck with insomnia last night / this morning.

(Mine was partly self-inflicted. I really shouldn't read good Lovecraft just before bed. That and the plot-bunnies kept me up.)

[Chronosidal Maniac]

EP eagerly awaits the day that someong gives him a good recipe for plot-bunny casserole; the ammount of them he's troubled with could easily feed the third world...

NB, nanny ogg's version has been tried and judt doesn't do it for him

[Talkie Toaster]

Dan emits levels of caffeine high enough to maim or kill the unprotected. Use of sealed hazard suits is recommended in his presence.

[Grinning Coffee Loon]

Talkie Toaster doesn't understand the power that swearing a dark pact with caffiene grants...

[Chronosidal Maniac]

GCL seems to have missed the obvious point that toaster can't tell the difference between me and him, even though it says who people are just beside their message...

[Dreya Krekken]

I'm glad you commented on that, I sadly don't know nearly enough about GCL to make some kind of witty comment.

When googling Chronisidal, the first hit was a website showcasing really exciting furniture made from old bicycle tyres, which makes me feel less bad that I never seem to see him, as he's clearly very busy.

[Talkie Toaster]

Sensibly, Rachel doesn't post at 2am and call people other people.

[JimmyT64]

Toaster, along with everyone else, does not seem to realize how meta this thread has become.

[Dreya Krekken]

Jimmy may not have realised that may have been the point, and we've been doing it just to confuse him....

[Chronosidal Maniac]

dreya seems to have just broken the "don't tell jimmy anything and we'll see how confused he gets" pact that everyone swore