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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:55 pm

As he doesn't have an avatar anymore, I can only assume that Toaster is a faceless, world-eating monster bent on the destruction of earth.

On a side note, a world-eating monster is no match for a monster-eating world.
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Postby Dreya Krekken » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:15 pm

Jimmy is quite impressively oblivious to the world and everything in it when he's walking up to campus - the number of times he's completely ignored me as I wave like a maniac is beginning to depress me.
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Postby ~ » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:52 pm

Though it appears to be random flailing, Dreya instinctively casts a powerful invisibility charm when waving like a maniac.
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Postby Pureferret » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:28 pm

Tilde is actually made up of a complex ASCII based coding (With 111 1110 being the main code base), the fact that he lost his beard is a side effect of him being patched and updated.
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Postby Cold Fire » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:37 pm

Talkie Toaster wrote:Rob is secretly addicted to aviation fuel, and injects at least two pints a day.


100LL Avgas to be specific (and yes, I have nearly swallowed some of this)




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Postby JimmyT64 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:46 am

Rob enjoys killing children in computer games far too much. He does it in a variety of ways, including having them steal an armed explosive device from him. Needless to say, the results are usually....messy.
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Postby Chronosidal Maniac » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:15 am

Jimmy seems to underestimate just how extreme measures are justified in the eradication of the chav menace.
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Postby Dreya Krekken » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:41 pm

Chronosidal Maniac has sadly forgotten that chavs are people too and that ultimately, God will have to decide who is or is not worthy of explody doom.

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Postby Enigma Prime » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:18 pm

Dreya seems to have a problem telling the difference between God and Crazy Ivan. She lives in fear of God wishing her a happy birthday.
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Postby ~ » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:40 pm

EP thought he and Crazy Ivan had some kind of understanding, until...well, let's just say you can *really* scare him by making ticking noises.
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Postby JimmyT64 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:19 pm

~ lives in fear of the day that Johnny Depp comes and asks for his clothes back.
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Postby Pureferret » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:42 pm

Jimmy is actually Marcus's twin brother. The good one.
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:31 pm

Craig is in fact a misspelling of craic, which explains his popularity with the irish.
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Postby Pureferret » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:21 pm

Talkie Toaster = Roast Tater Killer.
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Postby Dreya Krekken » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:03 pm

Whilst waiting for Craig today, we saw someone who looked remarkably like him. We then discovered it was a small boy, probably about 5... Not sure what this says about Craig, but... you can make your own mind up....
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Postby Pureferret » Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:19 pm

Rachel knows Kerrang is all about the hair!
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Postby JimmyT64 » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:43 am

Craig knows hair is all about the Kerrang.
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Postby Talkie Toaster » Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:50 pm

Jimmy knows hair. He talks to it regularly, and sends it christmas cards. We have yet to determine whose hair it is he knows.
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Postby Cold Fire » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:13 pm

Toaster is in fact addicted to toasters. We didn't inquire as to what form of ingestion he uses out of politeness and something called the "tmi factor".
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Postby JimmyT64 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:10 am

Rob likes planes.

True fact, that.
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