Is that a fact?

[Xanthipe]

New game: Post an interesting fact about the previous poster. The more surreal, the better.

I know it's difficult, but try to keep them vaguely clean...

[JimmyT64]

She keeps talking about non-existent pink, fluffy handcuffs. Then claims she doesn't.

(They are non-existent. Really.)

[Xanthipe]

JT64's love of fire is only matched by his fear of bees.

[Enigma Prime]

When multiple personalities were allowed to manifest on the forums two years ago, Xan immediately laid claim to almost every font colour available to cover hers. I have a feeling the only ones she didn't use were black (doesn't show up), red (Otto had already nicked it) and yellow (official scifi). Which meant the rest of us had to make do with oddities like Rainbow Man.

[Grinning Coffee Loon]

EP's dvd collection has reached the point that it has gained sentience and migrated to a darker corner. It is now physiologically indistinguishale to an overweight, light deprived geek, unless you look into it's eyes. The eyes themselves are the rainbow colour of upturned dvd's and betray it's sinister origin. Visitors beware!

[Enigma Prime]

GCL can recite a decent-length Lovecraftian rite (and not just 'Goat with a Thousand Young' sort of thing, all deformed Mongolian words with plenty of Yuggoth and Shoggoths). During a lunar eclipse eight months ago he chanted this for much of the event. He stopped only because the children next door might have been able to hear him.

[Grinning Coffee Loon]

EP, when making a jest in questionable taste, will cower and look for Widget's retribution regardless of her physical presence or absence. This is now an ingrained response and can be amplified by grimacing and flicking your eyes up over his shoulder when he makes a provocative statement. Fun for all the family!

[Xanthipe]

Given sufficient caffeine and sugar, GCL vibrates sufficiently to cause resonance with the Parade.

[JimmyT64]

Judith without innuendo shrivels up like a plant without sunlight. Luckily, she can find innuendo ANYWHERE.

[Enigma Prime]

Jimmy plays a rather disturbing amount of Melty Blood, despite the fact that none of the dialogue is translated. He plays through all of the levels of this fighting game with a particular character almost every day, more often doing the same to three or more of the playable characters. Strangely enough we keep watching him (the mecha maid is fun!).

[Xanthipe]

EP is secretly learning to speak Woman.

[Grinning Coffee Loon]

Xanthipe funded her year in France by running particle accelerations for any group who could pay. As a result 3 evil overlords now have the technology to turn out the sun. Also accelerating particles into a block of cheese causes surprising and shocking dairy based annhialation. France may never recover.

[JimmyT64]

GCL has no soul. He traded it to the devil for "mad GMing skillz".

He has since decided that he would like to play instead of GM.

[Talkie Toaster]

Jimmy's hair is the only material capable of abraiding diamond. He is in high demand at south african diamond mines, and no less than three have attempted to capture him.

[Dreya Krekken]

Sam has stopped wearing a hat because it was stunting the growth of his hair but really he's just scared of looking like Gail Porter.

[JimmyT64]

Rachel is a sims addict. Sims addiction can be diagnosed in 3 ways.

1. Random symbols appearing above the subjects head.
2. The subject speaking in "Simlish", an entirely imaginary language.
3. The subject cannot perform basic functions without some sort of guide.

Needless to say, Rachel displays all 3 of these symptoms.

[Cold Fire]

Jimmy has the ability not only to get addicted to computer games, but to get others addicted as demonstrated by our many hours spent watching him play "Bookworm Adventures".

[Dreya Krekken]

Rob is planning on raiding the Bank of England as part of his attempt to buy a Harrier and will probably hypnotise us all into being his accomplices - you are feeling very sleepy.......

[Enigma Prime]

Rachel may well get a harrier of her own - she's certainly dressed for it...

[JimmyT64]

James has a DVD collection slightly larger than most countries. And he keeps buying more.

Also, he has no idea how modern pilots dress, apparently.