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Who will be the most quoted person this year?
This year's winner, with 8 quotes: Christine!
Katie: "I think the Bishop of Durham is stalking me."
Adam: "I don't know who's got him, but if they haven't brought him I shall be most wrothful."
Andrew: "What is it about Katie and Bishops?"
Katie: "I don't think there's many recorded cases of quiche attacks."
Tom: (when asked what he was doing) "I'm misbehaving with a biro."
Ruth: "Christine's chief spooner."
Christine: (talking to Alison) "I'm scared of your Dad."
Adam: "I was trying to take drugs earlier today."
Alison: "If you want to use the projector you'll have to move Jesus out of the way."
Ruth: "Can I have that bag you've just vacated?"
Adam: "I've got an aerodynamic penguin in my room."
Adam: "Katie's becoming decidedly dubious."
Adam: "Wasn't it you who threw something really nasty and violent at me?"
Alison: (cooking the sausages for supper) "I've got pork fat on me."
Christine: "I'll be good at this game as I don't like long words."
Christine: "I can pretend to be upstairs!"
Christine: "I get scared by food."
Katie: "I brought my NIV [bible] with me, not because I like it particularly but because it's green and furry."
Christine: "It's quite rare to have monkeys."
Amy: "Christine's the responsible one."
Amy: "With Adam, you only have to mention the Archbishop of Canterbury and he kills himself."
Stephen: "I suspect that if you were to prick a Methodist..."
Stephen: "There are other heresies I could offer you."
Stephen: "If I want to go wild I can go wild."
Andrew: "I don't even worry about other people, to be honest, because I'm so far removed from them."
Adam: "I don't think seals eat chocolate flavoured bears."
Christine: "Can you sing a song that has bananas in it, Ed?"
Alison: "I know all about one, two, three, weeeeeeeeee!!!"
Angela: (During the walk) "Mind your head."
Andrew: "Don't worry, I'll remove it when I get back."
Andrew: "If you talk maths, you only metaphorically kill yourself, but in assassins you really do kill yourself."
Ruth: "Our father, who art in heaven "hic"."
Christine: "We have "We are a Redeemer"."
Alison: "Jesus is back!"
Andrew: "Where is my right foot?"
Adam: "I don't believe Amy hasn't stolen my slippers."
Alison: "Why, have you looked at her feet?"
Ed: "Andrew's allergic to hats."
Katie: "I've had more Jesus than you."
Ed: "I like that house- it has bricks."
Ann: "I think everyone should marry Arthur."
Christine: "Can I have some unflab flapjack?"
Christmas Meal Quotes:
Christine: "It's [the dress] a bit short."
Christine: "What's Steve's middle name?"
Alison: "Why is everyone scared of me?"
Andrew (a little later): "I'm not saying I'm scared of you, though I am."
Alison: "They want to put us in their hermit cell as some kind of sex slaves."
Andrew: "Any more turkeys?"
Christine: "myngmelschr1.repowisadumabcdefg1s1L1LMYNAME1ScHRLSLB E'ZL1aELLOcHr1SL."
Jon: "Are you a brother yet?"
Christine: "Can I scare the waitress?"
Christine: "Steve's wearing an old man's tie."
Alison: "What's Jon doing to Laura?"
Alison (to Ruth): "When you're 22 you'll be old and you won't be able to move."
Angela: "Pictures of naked women. What?!"
Chris: "I think I'm a tart."
Elderly customer at the Assembly Inn: "Are you a concierge?"
Barman of the Assembly Inn to Andrew: "Are you drunk or just eccentric?"
Laura: "I'm exceptionally unquotable."
Christine (on leaving Assembly Inn): "I feel like I'm not wearing anything!"
Random quotes from meetings:
Angela: "It's a passive sort of action."
Adam: "I always wear Mother Sarah's clothes at weekends."
Adam: "I don't care what colour it is, its purple juice!"
Christine: "I'm wearing a dress tonight."
Christine: "Press the left button."
Alison: "Which one's left?"