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This year's winners: Tom and Angela! (at six quotes a piece)
Waggon and Horses trip quotes:
Angela: "Someone tell Andrew to slow down, there's a 20mph speed limit! Apparently walking faster than the chaplain is not allowed."
Andrew S: "Is this an unusually procreative student?"
Adam: "You were trying to open Brougham Hayes with a bottle opener?"
Tom: "No throwing knives! Maintaining order is difficult enough without flying cutlery."
Ed: "Do you mean you're dead?"
This year's winner, with 5 quotes: veteran BANG! alumnus Sam!
Angela:"There's not a proper upstairs, just a kind of staircase."
Angela: "I've just killed Anne."
Anne: "Our clergy are very good at killing us."
Adam: "I'm stable."
Andrew: "He's useless rather than bad."
Anthony: "Back in nineteen-hundred-and-frozen-to-death."
Tom: "That is not my intended quote for the retreat."
Tom: "I get on very well with Ed. He and I are getting married on Thursday."
Ed: "I've been sitting in a washing machine."
Adam: "Ed, I've been sitting in a washing machine."
Adam: "Can you pass the yellow, please?"
Sam: "We've had poledancing, vibrators and dating."
Adam: "I don't have a cocoa bean factory. "
Ed: "Why does Angela wear traffic cones on her... don't answer that."
Sam: "I have never actually worn a dress.
Andrew: "I was woken by the sunrise mob."
Andrew: "Green is a special case of white."
Ed: "Maybe instant friend would be a better phrase..."
Sam: "...just add water.
(...much discussion about assorted "instant" things...)"
Tom: "Where the devil are my slippers? They're on my feet. Ha ha."
Anonymous: "I don't believe the Bible is literally true.
" (Massive crashing sound of thunder.)
Katie: "My boyfriend does not eat trousers.
Christmas meal quotes:
Angela: "He confused me with Adam. Riqht letter, wrong sex."
Angela: "I'm giving Tom my nuts."
Christine: "I don't like having a bag because it's not manly enough."
Andrew S: "You can tell I'm tired, I've started talking about cabbages."
Andrew S: "..., love, licentiousness, liberty, ..."
Fireworks night quotes (at least, the ones that are printable):
Pete: "You're not even drunk and you're acting perverted."
Laura: "She's just undressinq the bottle, apparently."
Tom: "Katie, how perverse do you think I am?"
Helen: "Do you want to try on my bra?"
Katie: "I'm not sure if she was riding Angela at the time or not."
Helen: "Aah, thank you so much, you goddess!"
Random quotes from meetings:
Christine: "I went to America but I didn't go there."
Angela: "Oh, I don't know, I share my bed with both."
Helen: "I'm one of the boys now."
Tom: "So I'm a girl and Christine is a boy?"
Angela: "Tom said I should. I always obey him."
Ed: "It may become your Christian duty to be a bit of a hippy."
Angela: "I used to do the kids, because I was a woman."