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|"I'm happy to represent anything that's evil"
"I don't see it as our place to be particularly
"But I don't like Norfolk!"
"I love sending BANG! e-mails - it's a chance for me to go mad!"
"So not only am I a grapefruit superhero, but I'm also a girl?"
James: "Oh no! I've just remembered ... okay, that beef stew
casserole has been in the oven for four hours!" [he runs out of the chaplaincy]
Steve: "I need suggestions for what I should sign my name
Bethan: "You're very strange, aren't you?"
"We've moved on from his (Steve's) arse now."
"Stop being slain in the spirit Steve, I'm trying to give you
"Smell my bear"
"Does anyone else have anything to do that they'd like us to watch them
"So what is it with people and trying to stop me having children?"
"Who needs a degree when you can have sugar?"
New Steve: "That's actually quite cruel"
"I think we should give up the whipping, it hurts"
"No one in my family is Welsh, but my Dad is and my brother is proper Welsh"
"I didn't realise there were so many alcoholics in BANG!"
Steve R and Steve P playing snooker:
"Oh, you've got some balls now!"
"I've never eaten a whole candle"
Bethan: "So, one day we're all going to die"
"So cinnamon is actually a recreational drug"
"So that's why you're so good at the limbo, you're a stick"
"Is anyone here a bastard that we don't know about"
"If you want to come over for a pastoral chat later, I may have something that
panders to your needs..."
"Could someone please indulge me with a knife?"
Tobie: "Ron is the shepherd"
[Note to the absent -- the Ron and cone randomness began with a discussion on how to pronounce the word scone, and what it should rhyme with. You had to be there really...]
"Someone must be beating me"
"Chocolate turkey, that sounds good"
Tobie: "I wasn't always a priest"
old Steve: "I was a queen"
"I jumped up and down, is that good enough for you?"
"Bethan was very quick to jump on me"
"Next time we'll just be like 'Alison, get on the floor'."
"At ten past two in the morning, I am not grammar"