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|Halloween Party (Thurs 30 Oct 2003)
"I feel like half a Victoria Sponge"
"It's actually really soft. It's really hard"
"I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm just sticky"
"I really want the evil pumpkin. I was going to say I love him, but.."
"I love the word bung"
Pancakes (Thurs 19 Feb 2004)
"Everytime I close my eyes I see your flash"
"She is holding that spatula very suggestively"
Sally-Jane: "I just saw a flash out of the corner of my eye"
Retreat (27 - 29 Feb 2004)
"I scratched my Maiden!"
"At least I didn't pot the cue"
"Steve, is that your crisp packet? It's amazing."
"I know one fat vegetarian..."
"I'm trying hard not to be Jesus"
"You see people in a completely different light when you're on the floor
"That looks like a nipple-clamp, but then I did use to live in Amsterdam"
"Wheee! Sorry, that was involuntary"
Sally-Jane: "Twix or Mars?"
[Editors note: I've been aked to point out that the following were uttered after midnight. Presumably the guilty parties wanted some sort of excuse...]
"I fancy doing a cartwheel, but I can't do cartwheels"
Tim: "He's surplus to requirements really"
"... unless you count Matilda, but I don't know much about Matilda ... I don't
even know if her name was Matilda"
[Misquoting Steve Irwin:] "This is the most dangerous alligator in the world -
doesn't like being bitten"
"I looked at the King and thought 'female' again"
"I could say leopard, but that doesn't make me a leopard"
[but no excuse for this one, it was on Sunday afternoon:]
"Thankfully they are insomniacs, so they all go back to sleep"
AGM (4 March 2004)
Anne: "...and the other percentage [of the photo is] fuzz."
"Don't go for a post-modernist wedding photographer or you'll get photos back of
your head on a moose."
A Glimpse of God (6 May 2004)
"That stinks! But it's green!"
"Every time I see a man with a leather waistcoat, a puffy white shirt and a
cutlass, I think 'There is God'."
"I thought I saw you shaking your beach."
To the pub, and don't spare the horses!
"There's a tree over there! Look - through the trees..."
"When you live on campus, you eat so much more toast!"
"...I'm really a girl."
Sam to Steve: I called you Steve 'cos you're in a building.
Good cheese music isn't rubbish, it's just misunderstood!