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Quotes – 2003 / 2004
Halloween Party (Thurs 30 Oct 2003)

"Am I defloured?"
Emily, after marshmallows-in-flour

"I feel like half a Victoria Sponge"
Emily, again after marshmallows-in-flour

"It's actually really soft.  It's really hard"
Sam pumpkin carving

"I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm just sticky"
Sally-Jane trying to avoid spying the other team's pumpkin.

"I really want the evil pumpkin.  I was going to say I love him, but.."
(old) Steve.

"I love the word bung"
(old) Steve.

 

Pancakes (Thurs 19 Feb 2004)

"Everytime I close my eyes I see your flash"
Sally-Jane to (old) Steve, talking about photography, honest!

"She is holding that spatula very suggestively"
Sam

Sally-Jane: "I just saw a flash out of the corner of my eye"
(old) Steve: "No, that was me."

 

Retreat (27 - 29 Feb 2004)

"I scratched my Maiden!"
Beth

"At least I didn't pot the cue"
Beth

"Steve, is that your crisp packet?  It's amazing."
Sam

"I know one fat vegetarian..."
Beth

"I'm trying hard not to be Jesus"
Jonathan (doing Last Supper role-play)

"You see people in a completely different light when you're on the floor together"
Jonathan

"That looks like a nipple-clamp, but then I did use to live in Amsterdam"
Jonathan

"Wheee!  Sorry, that was involuntary"
Sally-Jane driving

Sally-Jane: "Twix or Mars?"
Steve R: "Twix.  With Mars you just don't get that crunch ... that beef"

[Editors note: I've been aked to point out that the following were uttered after midnight.  Presumably the guilty parties wanted some sort of excuse...]

"I fancy doing a cartwheel, but I can't do cartwheels"
Sally-Jane

Tim: "He's surplus to requirements really"
Steve: "Could be a she"
Tim: "But it's a King!"

"... unless you count Matilda, but I don't know much about Matilda ... I don't even know if her name was Matilda"
Sally-Jane

[Misquoting Steve Irwin:] "This is the most dangerous alligator in the world - doesn't like being bitten"
Steve

"I looked at the King and thought 'female' again"
Steve

"I could say leopard, but that doesn't make me a leopard"
Tim

[but no excuse for this one, it was on Sunday afternoon:]

"Thankfully they are insomniacs, so they all go back to sleep"
Sam

 

AGM (4 March 2004)

Anne: "...and the other percentage [of the photo is] fuzz."
Steve: "But that's Sam!"

"Don't go for a post-modernist wedding photographer or you'll get photos back of your head on a moose."
Sam

 

A Glimpse of God (6 May 2004)

"That stinks! But it's green!"
Sally-Jane on swarfega

"Every time I see a man with a leather waistcoat, a puffy white shirt and a cutlass, I think 'There is God'."
Sam

"I thought I saw you shaking your beach."
old Steve

 

To the pub, and don't spare the horses!

"There's a tree over there! Look - through the trees..."
Steve

Tim: "Has anyone brought the tent?"
Steve: "I've got a gazelle ... er, a gazebo"

"Claire, I think you should go to the ball as a giant H"
Sam

"I'm rather keen on pirates"
Sam

Steve: "So who's going to write the report for this walk?"
Sam: "I don't know ... I've been in Beijing for half of it"
[It would appear that Sam got even more lost than the rest of us... Actually, this one was misheard.]

"But I don't get enough vitamins!"
Sam, yoinking a piece of (97% water) cucumber

"We're victimising you in love, Steve"
Sam

"Keith Walton called me out by name to come and blow on his balls"
Katie

"At least you haven't got a fixation about pirates"
Sam

"I hope no-one overly pious visits the website, or they might think I'm a nasty heretic ... Oh, I wouldn't mind that actually"
Sam

Other meetings

"When you live on campus, you eat so much more toast!"
Sally-Jane at "What's an Anglican" on 6 Nov.

"...I'm really a girl."
Sam at the Christmas meal

Sam to Steve: I called you Steve 'cos you're in a building.
At our meal before seeing The Passion.

Good cheese music isn't rubbish, it's just misunderstood!
Sam on the way to Wells